Nessie's Childhood

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Nessie's 1st day at school.
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Teacher: everyone, now we have a new friend will be joining us from now on... come on in honey
*Nessie walked in*
Teacher: would you introduce yourself?
Nessie: My name is Renesmee Cullen, i'm 6 months old
Teacher: *laughs* Maybe you mean "years" darling,
Nessie: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Teacher: Anybody wants to ask something to Renesmee?
Nessie: Nessie, please.
Teacher: to Nessie?
Student #1: What are your hobbies Nessie?
Nessie: I love to hunt with my dad, and also play with my Jacob
Student #2: Who is Jacob? is it your dog?
Nessie: ...*giggles*Sometimes he become dog. just when we're running through the woods.
Student #2: ...
Student #3: What are your favorite foods Nessie?
Nessie: *giggles* i love Type A negative, Type O is not so bad either. But since gran Carlisle forbid me to eat them again, i prefer Mountain Lion's.. just like mommy and daddy's favorite.
Student #3: What does she mean ma'am? *towards teacher*
Teacher: *goosebumps* i have no idea...
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In Faculty Lounge
Teacher: Mrs. Cullen, i found that Nessie talked nonsensical in her first day
Bella: Non-sensical? what did she said? did she speak ill?
Teacher: No, she mentioned about Blood types and mountain lion as her favorite food and his imaginary friend named Jacob.
Bella: *take a glance at Nessie* Nessie...
Nessie: They asked, Momma...
Teacher: i know you and your husband are busy, but maybe we find out what her problem really is. i think she is watching TV too much. Horror ones. *sigh* Mrs Cullen, i can help you with this. i'll try the first attempt, *turn to Nessie*
Teacher: ... Ness, do you dislike me, do you dislike your friend do you hate school?
Nessie: I like you Ma'am, you smell very delicious, my friends too. i like school. even it makes me hungry one of the times..
Teacher : *blink*
Bella: Thank you for your consideration Miss. i'll take care from here. C'mon Ness, we're going home. good day Miss.
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in the school hall
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Bella: *Flipped Cellphone's open* Edward, you're right about school. could you contact the home-school teacher you talked about? Yes. yes, we'll stick on that way until Ness is ready. yes. Love you too. Bye.
Nessie: i'm not gonna see them ever again, Momma?
Bella: You will darling, maybe in 5-6 years... let's go home.
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Bella: Look, guys. Okay. Homeschool teacher. that's final
Edward: It's not a good idea, Bells...
Bella: Do you have something against the word Try, Sweetheart?
Edward: *throw his hands up* okay. we'll Try
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Teacher #1
Teacher: So this sky will be blue.. and the grass over here will be green... Nessie?
Nessie: .... *staring at Teacher*
Teacher: Honey, are you alright? is there something wrong with me?
Nessie: *gulp*
Teacher: Mrs Cullen, something wrong with Nessie, i think she's sick... or something.
Bella: Nessie, Sweetheart?
Nessie: *distracted* Huh? *back staring at the Teacher*
Teacher: I think she's scared of me.. oh what did i do?
Bella: What is your Blood Type Miss?
Teacher: A Negative. why?
Bella: *under breath* GREAT all-time favorite. Miss, Thank you for your assistance i believe we don't need your help on teaching Nessie anymore. i'll give you paycheck, and you may leave immediately.
Teacher: WHAT? It's my first day! What did i do???
Bella: Believe me, for your own good. C'mon Ness *taking Nessie*
Nessie: Momma, She smells really delicious..
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Edward: So? Succeed yet, Sunshine? *teasing*
Bella: Shut up.
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Teacher #2
Teacher: SHE WAS POSSESSED! I'M SURE! OH DEAR MRS. CULLEN, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN! *panick*
Bella: Calm down Claudia(1), i'm listening tell me what happens.
Teacher: Oh dear... She said she drank blood! She said she ate Lion!! She said that she befriend with half-wolves human...
Bella: *Look at Nessie*
Nessie: *staring back at Bella Innocently*
Teacher: THAT KID!.. Oh Dear.. she must be saved!!! She Twist the spoon with her bare little hand!! Oh there's a ghost named JACOB! she mentioned him that all the time!!!! i know when she mentioned it, that so-called her half-wolf friend.. it's a satan Mrs Cullen. *more panic* Look at her eyes!!! Look at her!!
Bella: Claudia.. Relax... you're freaking out! *turn at edward* Honey, please?
Edward: .....Okay.
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Carlisle's Drawing room
Edward: Carlisle? Bella wants some antidepressants for the new homeschool teacher, she's freaking out. Ness accidently shows her abilities
Carlisle: *sigh* What do you want?
Edward: Something strong. tranquilizer, Opioids maybe.
Carlisle: Here. *hand the drugs*
Edward: No, i just want to put her to sleep. i'll have Emmet take her home after that.
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Edward: Can i say I told you so, now?
Bella: *Glaring at Edward*.
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Teacher #3
Teacher: So, what is your Hot-*ahem* Father name is?
Nessie: Edward.
Teacher: So, Edward huh? nice How old is he?
Nessie: ..he said 107...
Teacher: Haha Funny guy, Yummy... well, what type of girl he likes?
Bella: *ahem* you may go. here's the check.
Teacher: I haven't finished teach Nessie about... *take a seductive glance toward Edward*
Bella: Leave. NOW. don't come back tomorrow.
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Nessie: Momma?
Bella: Yes?
Nessie: This time is not my fault, right?
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Bella: Is there something you want to say?
Edward: No. *try to hide a smile*
Bella: *snicker* you enjoy her thought of you, aren't you? *leaving*
Edward: WHAT? NO! oh, for heaven's sake, Bella! i just want to tell you "i told you so"! Bella, Listen.. Honey...
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at living room
Emmet: Who will we meet for tomorrow, little sister? The Tasty one, The Freaky one, or The... *glance at Edward* Seductive one?
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At home, after the homeschooling event...
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Edward: I think it'll be better if we teach her on our own.
Bella: That's great. (she smile widely) I'll leave it to you.
Edward: What?
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After discussing the decision to the family.
Emmett: Good. I can teach her about fighting n provocation. (he smile excited)
Edward n Bella: NO.
Emmett: Oh come on.
Alice: Great, i can teach her fashion. Hope she'll appreciate it more than you, Bella.
Jasper: I can teach her self defense n strategy.
Bella: NO, seriously you guys. Don't you think it's a little bit early to teach her that. And honey, (to Edward) you will teach her whatever your skill is.
Esme: I can teach her poise.
Carlisle: And i can teach her medical.
Bella: Hold up, i think it's too much for you all drop in like that.
Rosalie: I think it's great. You know Nessie's growth, and look how smart she is now.
Alice: Well, i can see Rosalie's getting irritated teaching her mechanical.
Rosalie: What? Don't tell me that dog teaching her that too...
Bella: Speaking of which, where is Jacob?
Edward: Like always, playing with Nessie.
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LESSON WITH EMMETT
Nessie: Uncle Em, Why is your body so big? Not like daddy and uncle Jasper.
Emmett: MMmmm..... It's just the way it is.... (I honestly don't know how to answer that)
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LESSON WITH JASPER
Nessie: Uncle Jasper, Why are you so quiet? I notice you don't talk much. Is it because of me?
Jasper: No, it's not because of you. (seriously, what kind of question is that)
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LESSON WITH ALICE
Nessie: Aunt Alice, Why your hair always spiky like that?
Alice: Oh, I like it this way. It's fashion
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LESSON WITH ROSALIE
Nessie: Aunt Rose, Can i be as beautiful as you?
Rosalie: Of course, but not exactly the same. You're beautiful the way you are.
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LESSON WITH CARLISLE
Carlisle: So, When we're the RNA about to transcript the DNA genes code, the promotor should be... Nessie?
Nessie: *snoring lightly*
Carlisle: She's sleeping.
Esme: Of course she is. what do you think?
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LESSON WITH EDWARD
Nessie: Daddy i don't want to learn this...
Edward: Okay how bout math, it's very challenging
Nessie: It's boring daddy...
Edward: Right. right. Biology okay?
Nessie: *pout* Daddy...
Edward: Okay, Let's go hunt. don't tell your mom okay?
Nessie: YAY!
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Nessie: Mommy, where's my jacob?
Bella: He's going out with your daddy.
Nessie: Where mommy?
Bella: I'm not sure, your dad didn't tell.
Emmett comes.
Emmett: Hey Bella. Hi, Nessie. How's the lesson going?
Bella: Worst.
Emmett: What's wrong?
Emmett hugs Nessie n then play with her).
Nessie: Unca Emmett. (Nessie starts trying biting Emmett)
Bella: You see what i mean.
Emmett: it's ok, sister.
Emmett got bites.
Emmett: OOOWWW.
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Bella: Alice, i want to go to Port Angeles, need something?
Alice: i'll go with you, i need to buy something
Bella: Well, means i leave Nessie to Rose then.
Alice: Rosalie is hunting with Edward and Emmet
Bella: Oh, okay. i'll tell Esme first
Alice: i'm afraid Esme is out for Mrs. Weber's garden party.
Bella: Then, who will look after Nessie then?
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*Alice and Bella look in the same direction*
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Jasper: NO, you didn't.
Alice: it's for two hours max, sweetie.
Jasper: i can't do this nursing thing Alice, you know that
Bella: it's gonna be fine. Nessie is a sweet girl. she won't bother you much.
Jasper: Bella...
Alice: it's alright, we have to go, 'kay.
Bella: Look, she's currently busy, building... what is that? *pointing at lego box played by Nessie*
Alice: it's... a castle. Nessie, what are you currently building?
Nessie: Torture Chamber!
Bella & Alice: ....
Jasper: Emmett told her the whole story of 18th century witch massacre, all with torture chamber thing... very graphical..
Bella: remember me to TALK to him, would you?
Alice: Let's go already, *turn to Jasper* honey, we'll leave it to you okay?
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*Alice and Bella leaves*
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Jasper: *look at Nessie*
Nessie: *stare back at Jasper*
jasper: *still lookinh at Nessie
Nessie: *keep staring back*
Jasper: Look, just continue what you are currently doing, if you stuck with torture chamber thing, just ask me, i can give you an advice...
Nessie: *nodding*
Jasper: Just... don't tell your mom i'm part of it.
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*after a while*
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Nessie: Unca Jazz?
Jasper: Hmm?
Nessie: I want to pee.
Jasper: You don't pee, ness. you're a vampire.
Nessie: ... but momma said i should let this 'water" go.
Jasper; you drink blood, ness. how could-.. oh SHOOT. Charlie brought her to theme park this morning, he must stuffed nessie with human food.
Nessie: it's the yellow-sweet-cold water-
Jasper: Orange juice.
Nessie: ...
Jasper: ...
Nessie: ...
Jasper: ...
Nessie: I still want to pee, unca Jazz...
Jasper: Can't you wait until your mom is home? coz, i never pee since over 5 decades.
Nessie: ...
Jasper: i even forget how to do it! oh well, have you done this with mommy before?
Nessie: *nod*
Jasper: so remember how do it?
Nessie: *shakes head*
Jasper: GREAT. oh well, would you hold it? your momma is going back in few minutes.
Nessie: *changes face* i can't hold it, unca Jazz...
Jasper: Fine! let's go to bathroom.
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*nessie walks out from bathroom*
Jasper: done?
Nessie: *nod*
Jasper: do you push silver button as i told you?
Nessie: ...the one that will bring out water?
Jasper: yes, have you?
Nessie: *nod*
Jasper: good girl. now, let's back.
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*after a while*
Nessie: Unca Jazz?
Jasper: what now?
Nessie: would you play with me?
Jasper: oh, the torture chamber thing? i think you should put guillotine-
Nessie: i want to do a home-cooking play.
Jasper: ...
Nessie: i want to be the mom, would you like to be the children, unca Jasper?
Jasper: ...
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*on the phone*
Jacob: Hello?
Jasper: where the hell are you???
Jacob: who is this?
Jasper: Jasper! where the hell are you!
Jacob: oh, shortie's boy. what's up?
Jasper: please come back here! everyone left me nursing Nessie. and i don't know what to do!
Jacob: just obey what she wants.. as simple as that
Jasper: are you kidding me??? she wnats me to be her children in her home-cooking play!
Jacob: *laugh hysterically*
Jasper; thanks. come back here and replace my role please...
Jacob: look, bro. i can't i'm currently... in detention room. i can't go anywhere.
Jasper: detent- what did you do?
Jacob: hitting some guy who called me pedophile,...
Jasper: ...
Jacob: they saw Ness's picture in my wallet. anyway, just be what she wants you to be. i'm sure you've played this game with the girls back then right? when you were kid?
Jasper; no.
Jacob: really? what did you play as a kid?
Jasper: war simulation game.
Jacob: geek.
Jasper: shut up. can't you.. escape or something?
Jacob: i can't. oh, here's the teacher. i got to go.
Jasper: Jacob, wait-
jasper: oh yea, blond guy? don't make her angry, she really bites hard. *clicks*
Jasper: Jake? Jacob!
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Nessie: Jacob's there?
Jasper: yea. he was.
Nessie: will he come? will he play with me?
Jasper: no, i'm gonna play with you. so uh... where's the.. "kitchen"... mom?
Nessie: *smiling cheerfully* there! let's go. *take Jasper's hand*
Jasper: oh great.
Nessie: Unca Jazz? i want you to be a daughter, i want you to wear this! *hand him a pink bandana*
Jasper: Alice, please go home...
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Alice: *smiling* (she saw what Jasper look like)
Bella: What is it?
Alice: Nessie, as always.
Alice tells Bella what she saw. Both laugh...
Bella: I wonder how long her phase will last.
Alice: At her growth, i think maybe a couple years before she turns into teenager.
Bella: Now that will be trouble.
Alice: I know who is her next victim after Jasper today.
Bella: Really? Who?
Alice: Can't tell you now, it'll ruin the moment. You'll see.
(she smile widely)
Bella: That look suspicious.
Alice: Don't worry, definitely not us. We'll enjoying the scene together.
Bella: Come on, Alice. Tell me!
Alice: Don't tell anyone, ok?
*she whispers it to Bella*
Bella: Really?
Alice: Yeah *she smile*
Bella: Wow i can't wait to see how he looks like then.
Alice: Well i already know.
Bella: Yeah, because you cheated.
Alice: Can't help it.
*both laugh*
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at home,
Jasper: Nessie, stop it. Stop that.
Jacob finally arrived.
Jacob: *laugh* Dude, you're a mess.
Nessie: Jakey.
Jasper: Whatever. You take over for me.
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Jacob: Hi Ness, did you messin with Jasper again?
Nessie: No, i just playin cookin with unca jasper.
Jacob: Okay, okay... Now, what you want to play?
Nessie: I don't want to play cookin anymore.
Jacob: So?
Nessie: Mommy told me about the dance studio she used to go when she's 8 or 9. (her face looks so innocent*
Jacob: Uh huh.
Nessie: Mommy promise me to teach me to dance. But Mommy tells me you can teach me better than she can. (still innocent face)
Jacob: She WHAT? *suddenly high pitch*
Nessie: Can you teach me?
Jacob: Uh...
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*back story about what Nessie says*
Bella: You know, Mommy used to go to dance studio when mommy's 8 or 9.
Nessie: Really, Mommy?
Bella: Yeah, grandma told mommy had to learn how to dance.
Nessie: Can you teach me?
Bella: Well i can but no. Mommy trip all the times.
Nessie: Mommy! *she pleaded*
Bella: No, Mommy's not good at it.
Nessie's still pleading.
Bella: Ok, ok... But Mommy isn't doing it. Mommy will find someone to teach you.
Nessie: How about my Jacob? *she cut in fast n feel so excited* (imagine this like her eyes sparkling in excitement) *tink*
Bella: That's not a bad idea.Jacob will be thrill. *smile*
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*even now, Bella's already forgot she had that conversation*
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Jacob: She WHAT? *shocked*
Nessie's still put her innocent face on...
Nessie: Can you teach me?
Jacob: Uh...
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Jacob: Bella, Did you tell Nessie i'd teach her dancing?
Bella: No. Why?
Jacob: Because you told her about your dance lesson when you're a kid.
Bella: Oh that... But i'm not telling her you'd teach her. I only said that i'll find someone to teach her. And..
Jacob: And you suggesting me?
Bella: Of course not. She's the one that suggest you.
Jacob: What? She did?
Bella: Yeah, and what should i say? You can't? So i just said that it'd be great idea. And you can dance if i recall the moment at prom.
Jacob: ...
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Next day,
Bella: Emmett, do you see Edward?
Emmett: Yep, Rosalie drags him to see a new car for their collection.
Bella: Why you not going with them?
Emmett: Rose won't let me come. She said i'd be useful in the house today.
Bella: Oh. Can you watch Nessie for me since there is no one here? (jacob at school, carlisle at work, alice jasper n esme hunting)
Emmett: Sure. Where'd you go?
Bella: I need to see my Dad.
Emmett: Why don't you take Nessie with you?
Bella: Can't. She'll trash the house.
Emmett: Ok then.
Bella: I won't be long.
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When Bella's back home.
Bella: Oh oh, What happen in here? (she's looking at the mess in the kitchen, living room, and dining room) Emmett? Nessie? Where are you? (no answer).
*right at that moment. Alice n Jasper is back*
Jasper: What happen in here?
Alice: *sigh n then smile* Just Emmett n Nessie playing.
Bella: Where's Esme?
Alice: She went to see Carlisle.
Bella: Oh. *she's looking at the mess again* Well, can you help me clean up before Esme's back?
Alice: Sure. By the way, Emmett is in the backyard.
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*after cleaning up the mess, Alice n Bella go to the backyard*
Bella: Oh my God, you are right Alice. This is great. *both laugh, they see what Emmett is wearing*
Emmett: Yeah, laugh all you can. *annoyed*
Alice: The clothes suit you, Em. *imagine Emmett in a Nanny dress, don't forget the hat, skirts n all*
Nessie: Unca Emmett. *Nessie touch him, ask to be tuck in*
Emmett: I don't mind about it. Since it makes Nessie happy.
Nessie: *laughing*
Bella: *still smiling* By the way, Em. What are you guys doing in the house before?
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